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Hello. JMG etc.
I'm going to take my contacts out, hold on.
By the time I get back there'd better have been something INTERESTING posted.
This is a challenge, shit internet!

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WELL DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Good evening folks.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
How much of a blind are you, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
I hear you're a bit of a whore who needs to get a better name.
What did you do to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
I told him he was dull, and to learn some proper English.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
Oh come on, it must have been more than that to win the title of biggest, bitchyest fucking retarded whore on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Nope, that was it.
Oh, I also called him a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
Well,
if you're going to call people retards. Really Esme, how could you be so cruel?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
I don't know:(
I'm so mean. One theory is that it was because I'm a girl, and possibly an easier target.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
no
its because youre a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
Says you, cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
calm down, no need to fight here
you're both cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
You totally ruined the sexy by butting in here.
I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
want me to get nekkid on webcam for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
Nobody wants that. Not even your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6240113
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
You're so jealous right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
but I'll do all the dirty stuff you like!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
I usually only pop them in if I'm DRIVING or at the FOOTBALL for better decison making.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
Speccy four-eyed cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
This has been claimed, before on here.
There was much wobbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
I'm wobbling now,
but it's caused by the weight of my bottle end glasses and my weak, flabby, unexercised neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I see.
A fairweather blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
I did this JMG.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/sammmmiii.jpg

It's not interesting though and I'm only posting it again to try and gain back the 3 minutes I wasted making it and having to crop Sammi's face :((((
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
ah, with the Duke's of Hazzard
General Lee roof emblem on the arm.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Yeah, the confederate flag.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
Oh that's harsh!
But quite amusing...
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
LORDY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
This afternoon I went for a fitting for contact lenses
But they would not let me keep them :( I have to go back again next week for lessons of how to insert them and remove them.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
And I was hoping to collect Mrs T and little T from the airport tomorrow
not wearing my glasses to see if she noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
Most people tear up when learning to put them in, so be prepared.
I myself didn't, though. Actually the girl helping me put them in cried. I'm that rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
when they tested the lenses in my eyes while in the shop
the right lens popped in straight away, but the left one took 8 attempts to get it in. The left one was quite thick, and yuo could also see it was thick as well, and also it has an astigmatism.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Hope you get on well with them, I've managed 7 years so far.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
(((((99memoties of gran tourismo with taht one0))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
i play it again
:))))))
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
i am
gtg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
toodle pip

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
HELLO, THE JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)