I keep accidentally reading QOTW
I then get angry at the sheer level of self-delusion and lying and vow to never read it again. Until next week, whence the whole torrid cycle starts all over again.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I only go there when I'm very very very very bored
then I get angry and leave.
( jenpots, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

daily reader then?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

about once
a fortnight. There has to be NOTHING else to do, before I go there.
( jenpots, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

HI REMEMBER THAT TIME I WAS A MASSIVE LEGEND
HI I'M A MASSIVE LEGEND. I DID A THING ONCE HAVING DRUNK A PINT (OR TWELVE !!!!11) OF GUINNESS BECAUSE I'M A TEDIOUS BEARDED TWAT. I THEN SPAFFED MY HATEFUL SEED INTO THE YAWNING SNATCH OF AN UGLY TIRESOME TROLLOP.

HERE'S A SHIT PUN

CHEERS
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

lets be friends!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

Only if you like puns
And lying.

These are my prerequisites.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

i fucking hate puns.
and people.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I had to study Shakespeare at school.
There's nothing worse than a myopic cunt chuckling at a 'joke' that was barely funny at the time of publication let alone now. It's not that I don't get it sir, well it's just that it's actually a bit shit.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

i dont actually get them.
probably because i dont bother fucking reading them.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I like you
you can stay :o)
( jenpots, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

we have a strict one out one in policy.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Thanks.
I was worried I'd have to hang out with SpankyHanky, Pooflake and Legless and I wouldn't be able to keep up with their rapier wit, homely Northern sense of wisdom and justice, and sexual charisma.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

northern sexual charisma?
taking your cap off?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

That's
RACIST
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

oh well

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)