To be fair, aside cronic stuff, and stuff related to that, I'm only ill _maybe_ once a year.
But yeah', you've got beter jeans AN genes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53,
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Tresemme hair products keep the bugs away
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:58,
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Also doing the robot dance keeps germs away.
We should so hang out. We can come back with loads of girls and make sexface all jealous face as the girls I get with would laugh at his massive queerqueer face.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:02,
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The next morning of the b4sh0rz last week, I slapped my face, by using the following chat-up line....
"Come back to mine, sleep with me, I don't care if I have to sleep on the couch in my bedroom.... all of you girls, come back, and then, the next morning, walk through my living room in my dressing gown... I just want to see the look on Sexface's face."
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04,
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Just do it for real.
Get a gaggle of girls from a rock club.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06,
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