I'd sooner wear a backless gown than have permanent spazhands.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

It's not really a seriously taxing question really is it?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

how
DARE YOU
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

You missed out the 'very'.
-100 points
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

You are making a Catherine Tate reference
-1000 points
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about.
But you've clearly watched enough of that god awful woman to spot an unintended reference.
-100000000000000000000000000 points
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

FUCK
I'll take my penalty like a man.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

Assume the position then.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

I'm not sure where this is going
so, okay.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

barkgbarkbarkbarkbark

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

*inserts police dog into your anal cavity*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Not nearly as taxing as trying to calculate the longest distance I've ever travelled.
Which turned out to be about 2,770 miles as the crow flies.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)