The hospital gown option
I can't imagine the damage caused by trying to wank using a soup ladle.

Besides, I've got a fantastic arse.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

what an edit.
PICSORLIES PICSORLIES
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

I have witnesses
pics will not be forthcoming.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Ah well
worth a try at least.

Well done on the arse.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Cheers!
Good effort, there.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Cheers
Banter etc.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

*banter fives*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Clearing up might be easier though.
I've always thought it tastes a bit like weak vegetable cup a soup too.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Have you been drinking the Tesco Value stuff again?
Honestly, I thought you'd learned.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

I have sunk to the depths of poverty where 10p sainsbury's basics chicken noodles are a good dinner
and sainsbury's basics 'soup in a cup' is a good lunch.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

I was referring to the spunk
heheheh
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)