omg hungover post
i'd like some tea and a hug from a dog please
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:53, archived)

sammi isn't here right now
but i'll try and wake up ssg (peace be upon him)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:55, archived)

I'm a bit new here, so excuse my ignorance, but
Why does this sammi lass keep coming back to universal abuse?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:57, archived)

fuck noes
i think she may have the skin of a tectonic plate
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)

Hooray
I'm hoping of joining in and maybe throwing stones to fit in.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:00, archived)

Dogs cannot hug
don't be a silly
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)

do you not have legs?!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:00, archived)

I have legs
but i don't hug things with them.

I crush people with them like that Russian lass in Goldeneye.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)

if you've never had a dog hug your leg
you haven't lived.. only the dry cleaning bill kind of ruins it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)

a special naughty hug
nice.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)

/makes tea
sorry but have no dog to hug you. Tea is all I have.
/proffers tea.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)

Tea!
Lightweight. I'm on the Chardonnay already!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:05, archived)

get her
and was it quiche for lunch?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)

wish I had quiche for lunch,
I had toast with nutella.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)

Tom Yung Kung
Khao Gia Yang and Moo Dang...
Benefits of a Thai wife!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)

local pornstars or
pingpong players?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

Unfortunately neither
But, I have been known to frequent establishments which cater to this kind of sport! (The lunch was Spicy Prawn Soup, Chicken Fried Rice and Barbecued Pork)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)

you fat spastic

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:09, archived)

Good old Gilgy.
Always ready to call it as he sees it.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

Hello You!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)