Why do you fancy the maid of honour?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

cos she is fit

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

That would be too big a lifestyle change...I'm a lady!
I'm scared of tripping up in my dress/swearing by accident/getting gravy on myself. These are things I do often. Quite clumsy.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

Just spend the day before doing all those things, get it out your system
Pour sweary gravy on the walls and all that, like. You'll do fine!
( The Neville What what what, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Haha, it's normally the waiter or waitress that gets gravy on the dress
When I was doing a wedding, our boss spilt gravy down a Vera Wang dress. Oops.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

so try to practise now so it doesn't happen?
wear heels everywhere and have a swear jar for two weeks? not sure how to help otherwise - you sound like an older version of me - I'm horrendously clumsy
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

:) I am 26, I feel older though, I am horrendously clumsy and forgetful!
I have some absolutely gorgeous heels which I need to have a practice run in...the outside of the church is cobbled. I foresee a snapped ankle.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

ahah sounds like practise is definitely needed,
I know I'd break my ankle - my balance is horrible. Especially in heels. I don't wear heels for a reason.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)