I hate Eddie Jordan.
He's shitter than Pickle Fairy's views on poverty.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Who's Eddie Jordan?
Is he like Tracy Jordan?
( The Neville What what what, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

You know how in Twins Danny DeVito got all the shit genes and Arnie got all the good ones?
Well Eddie Jordan is Michael Jordan's twin.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Martin Brundle really Grinds my Gears.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

i'll get me coat.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

It's impossible to say a bad word about Brundle that isn't an idiotic statement.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

how about:
he's not as good looking as his girlfriend.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

I do so loathe the poor.
They should sort themselves out and getout of the poverty.

Mucky povs.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)