anyone else heard
Steve Jobs had a liver transplant.
([email protected], Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

I hadn't heard.
Was he a raging alcoholic then? Will the Apple Fan Boys be drinking bottles of Vodka in his honour from now on?
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

dunno
but i bet theres an app for that
([email protected], Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

is it a calculator
most of the apps seem to be a calculator with a fancy GUI
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

Tania Strecker

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

did she donate the liver?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

Daisy Haggard

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

...wait.
Is your username your email address?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

No offence, I really don't mind if your opinion differs from me, but I really hope he's OK, and that he makes a full recovery.
I don't quite like all of hits products, but the iPhone/iPod Touch range are very good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

I performed the surgery
There was a minor complication when the microscopic camera system we use, that is incidentally run on Vista, momentarily went down.

Even though he was anaesthetised i'm positive I heard Steve mumble "I told you so"
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

It's on Wall Street Journal
online.wsj.com/article/SB124546193182433491.html
( magnum, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)