I bought him one because he wouldn't get in my car.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

im reporting you to the orthorities

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

lol
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( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

There was a sign in the pub garden I went to on Wednesday that said "playful children need watchful parents"
My suggestion to change it to "sexy children" didn't go down very well with my work colleagues.
( magnum, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

^^^
Understandable really
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)