Free beer. Free hog roast. Free ice cream.
You may point your envy rays in my magnanimous direction.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

hog roast eh
shagging a girl from Essex with your mate are you?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Thats got my envy rays roused.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

It's not gay as long as we high five if we catch each other's eye.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

as campbell says
were not high fiving, I just do not want to see your cum face.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

That's called an 'Eiffel Tower'
I believe.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I don't like Roast Ice Cream.
just doesn't seem right to me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

its crackling

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Free accomodation. Free food. Free internet. Free drink. Free bed.
/Visiting Parents blog
(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

bollocks, I bet you've got Panda cola and a spam sandwich

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Dewd. Can you even buy panda pops any more?
I got some awesome blue fizzy pop at a festival the other year that was quite panda pops-ish but not real panda pops.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

They sold Panda Pops at the pub I used to work in
I assume they still do
(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

I think so
in really cheap corner shops.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

I have a free headache, free cuts on my hands and face and as a special bonus
free upsetting my friends
and free ruining the Ruskin 09 Degree show.
( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

WINS

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Have you been fighting over a girl again?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Oh Jesus, I'm such a prick. I think I might use last night as a warning and try and reform myself a little.

( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

I got wankered in the space of 3 hours at the show, was systematically rude to everyone there
and started pornographically snogging someone in front of everyone else.

Then I went to the pub and managed to get into a fight and ran out onto the streets covered in my own blood thinking I was being chased

before getting the all night bus back to London from Oxford and sleeping in a mate's ex-squat in Brixton.
( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I'm a walking cunt
I need to promise myself never to get pissed and be rude just for the sake of it.

I'll end up fucking up something really good if I carry on being such an epic spastic. I've spent all day trying to ring round and find out if everyone was ok.
( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I might go and bang my head against the wall for a bit
and then go to War of the Worlds.
( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

you having some form of breakdown?
do I need popcorn?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I already had a meltdown on here once.
I except nobody remembers it though.
( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

was it the puddle muddle day?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

haven't we all.
haven't we all..
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

free want to pay for a ZX spectrum and atari 2600 with lots and lots of stuff?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

ok then

( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I want to sell it all as a job lot rather than split it all up.
Do you have a limit of how much you're willing to spend?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

£30

( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

hopefully the speccy is not all bent on the keyboard
as I have seen some shagged beyond belief by the old golf ball on the keys trick to play daly thomsons decathalon.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

it looks in fairly good nick.
I guess I'll have to set it up and see how it does first actually Seb (if he's reading)
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Shit company though, if we're a better alternative.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

I've been baking for a tea party.
Rice crispy cakes, mini vicky sponges and cheese straws. Yum.

And I got a free pint of Guinness last night. Double yum.

And made £15 in tips on my first shift of my new job.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

surely a mini victoria sponge is just a fairy cake.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Nope. I made them in halved tin cans then split them and sandwiched them.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

£15?
thought fluffers got paid more than that.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I had some nice cheese on toast
and I am off to see a lady later.

I'm practically Errol Flynn
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Gay and dead?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

ouch
zing!

bants.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)