right then, I'm going to commit suicide in 15 minutes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

good luck!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

you heartless BASTARD

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

remember, cut lengthways up the arm,
not across.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

I might just have a sandwich instead

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

remember to cut top to bottom rather than left to right,
unless you get pre-sliced.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

.
/pulls up a chair. waits.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

Have fun.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

Tell Hitler he's a cunt
from me.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

oh gilgy, you remember what the padded cell looked like :(

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

webcam link?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

Please don't.
The internet will miss you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

stuff your head up your arse

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

It'd probably fit in your hippo mouth.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

I'll miss you.
I think.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

Up the street, not across the road.
Make sure the knot is good and tight now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
+se
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

+The Teviot

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

This is because you've been sleeping with an 18-year-old, isn't it
and it's your 80th birthday tomorrow
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

dibs on your bumper book of insults

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)