Well clearly I'm inside
I can hear the man in the next cubicle wiping, it was all over too quickly for my liking
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

and now your phone is covered in
shit molecules
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

Pah
Everything is covered in shit molecules if you believe the news - toothbrushes, clothes, your face, babies, the sun, doors, shoes, milk bottles, badges, anti-riot tear spray canisters.
( The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)