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Hi, I'm having a dump in the nightclub I'm in,
What are you having for lunch?
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
BOOZE

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
Harro.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Oh hai.
How are you?
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
HAI! I'm fine.
First night in my flat all by my own. It's weird.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
Aw, boo.
I go back to England tomorrow. DO NOT WANT.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
one
how many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
shit club then?

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
Fuck off with your outside malarky.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
Well clearly I'm inside
I can hear the man in the next cubicle wiping, it was all over too quickly for my liking
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
and now your phone is covered in
shit molecules
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Pah
Everything is covered in shit molecules if you believe the news - toothbrushes, clothes, your face, babies, the sun, doors, shoes, milk bottles, badges, anti-riot tear spray canisters.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
I'm having cake
and christburgers on toast
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
proper ham n stuff
and cake!
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
Eyeball bleach.
Rat turd soup.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
Going upmarket, then?

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
Oh yes.
Today I had water soup, it was very thin.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
I prefer mine diluted
it cools it down sooner.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
I had a treat of some hot air cakes.

(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)