TOP O' DE MORNIN' TE YE'S
BEGORRAH AN' SHOITE
( The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

OI'M BOB GELDOOHF
AN DIS HERE'S MOI FRIEND BONOOAGH.
SAY HELLO 'DERE BONO

"hello"

SPEAK UP BONOOAGH, 'DEY CAN'T HEAR YE'S
( The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

If The Times is to believed,
It's be Sir Bono any minute now.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)