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From a (programming) forum I've had the misfortune to belong to. Briefly
"I have a question about ancient egyption's pyramid.
I was wondering how can they carve everything so perfectly inside the pyramid? I mean don't they need to see in order to carve? Inside the pyramid, is complete darkness. And of course 6 thousand years ago, theres no light bulb or anything."

Who was the last idiot you came across? And what did you do to them? Did you turn them upside down and leave them in a bin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
I do hope he got flamed to fuck for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
i punched them so hard their shoes flew off

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
They would have deserved nothing less, I warrant!
I think I'll start saying "I warrant" a lot more now
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
do you have a new website or something becasue nevilles garden hasn't updated since 2007

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
Very much this.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
Unfortunately, nay
I haven't pumped out that much brainmulch recently, or I suppose I just haven't grouped it all together in one location
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
My girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
I talked to a BNP supporter today
she was proper thick.
I didn't do anything to her, she was holding a garden power tool at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Are they like Jehovas witnesses
But with power tools?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Nah
I'm currently going round doing charity fundraising. I did meet some flatnoses yesterday, though.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
Are you confusing Jehova's Witnesses with the Amish?

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
Are the Amish
the ones that carry logs everywhere they go and talk backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
That's the Irish.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
No, they carry pigs under their arms.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
I thought it was shamrocks in the hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
I thought they'd decommissioned their arms

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
The Loyalists only did it this week.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
I no
I was being topical and that.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
TOP O' DE MORNIN' TE YE'S
BEGORRAH AN' SHOITE
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
OI'M BOB GELDOOHF
AN DIS HERE'S MOI FRIEND BONOOAGH.
SAY HELLO 'DERE BONO

"hello"

SPEAK UP BONOOAGH, 'DEY CAN'T HEAR YE'S
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
If The Times is to believed,
It's be Sir Bono any minute now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
I just shook my head and served another customer.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
I'm re-reading Eats, shoots & leaves.
It's making my inner stickler particularly rampant.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
Isn't that the one about the panda and the prostitute.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
Never really understood the success of that book.
There are much, much better sources for that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
Ever read Bill Bryson's book "Mother Tongue"?
I particularly like the bits where he gets it spectacularly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
I have. It's amazing how little research he seemed to put into it.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
He seems to think he's been speaking it all his life
and can therefore write authoritatively on the subject. Ooops.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
Totally unsurprisingly, the comments to this have made me wonder about some people.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8110573.stm

Spelling: it's not that difficult, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
Spelling: because life isn't a text message.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)