are you 12?
Because that's the kind of thing I would say if I was 12.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

When I was 12
I had a ZX Spectrum that didnt go on the Intercock.

So I had to be content with saying things like this to Manic Miner
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)