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It's good to be British.
We don't get all worked up over this kind of stuff. Stiff upper lip and all that.

If it is Al-Qaeda, then Osama should be very, very worried. Because our chaps in the SAS will be sent round there to give him a damn good thrashing.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)
First sentence
good point.

Second sentence, utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)
Only time...
...will tell.

May I remind you of the Iranian Embassy siege...?
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
Right
So up till now, the government has said "SAS, you stay here, leave it, it's not your fight"

And now they are going to be unleashed ?

Anyone got any smelling salts ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
I have something salty
you can sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
Is it
a herring ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)
No, but with your eyes closed
It could feel like one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
lessons learned: the elite SAS did fuck all in Northern Ireland
yeah unleash them.. should be a good laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)
That's just as much bollocks as the first post.
In Northern Ireland, they werent officially at war, so you're sort of a little bit limited in what you can get up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)
Why, the parallels
are uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
may i remind you of british operations
currently going on around the middle east attempting to get him. Don't place too much hope on them.

They are great at killing people but don't offer any intelligence in respect to finding him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
You do know that Britain has been a fairly active partner in "the war on terror," don't you?
We've had troops in Afghanistan (and couldn't find him), and troops in Iraq, (where he wasn't hiding but what they, you never know!).

Unless he's going to turn up on Tony Blair's doorstep, brandishing an AK-47 and proclaiming "you are all my children, now!" I can't see us picking him up in a hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
Arf!
Osama Bin Laden is Papa Lazarous!
(Kendal, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)
I'll pretend to understand that,
as I was actually referencing Nightmare On Elm Street II.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)
That'll
be coz al-Qaeda is just a fallacy. Made up by the Americans to give them an excuse the kick some ass. They've lied about it so long that now they believe it, in fact they have created it by giving fundmentalists an ideology and now a name. The group that did this in London calling themselves "Secret Organisation Group of al-Qaeda [literally the base] of Jihad Organisation in Europe" have not been heard of before. The whole al-Qaeda thing is just to breed a climate of fear to keep us in control.
How different is this to the IRA attacks in the 70's 80's and 90's? Fuck all, except now it's all tjhis huge mythical terrorist organisation, that are pure evil. They need something to proptect us from so will vote for them and keep them in power. It's quite childish really.
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)
are you a fan
of Robot Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
You have a gift
for summing people up.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)
I
had no idea osama had been to private school.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
this
I think the SAS might have been trying already.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
seconded.
Screw the SAS. Send in Trinny & Susannah.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

sent round there to give him a damn good thrashing writing their memoirs
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
hah

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
are you 12?
Because that's the kind of thing I would say if I was 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
When I was 12
I had a ZX Spectrum that didnt go on the Intercock.

So I had to be content with saying things like this to Manic Miner
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
No doubt
the S.A.S. are as hard as diamond-tipped nails, the problem being that nobody knows where Osama Bin Laden is. Plus can anybody say for sure that Al Quaeda/Bin Laden were responsible? No point jumping to conclusions, that's how America starts a war...
(Kendal, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)
we could even use..
those 10,500 english bobbies in reserve in Scotland?
(terry b, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)