Get rid of the safety car
so that all debris stays on the track.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Or not allow ANY pit stops

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

SET THE CARS ON FIRE

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Have Irish accented workmen digging holes at various points of the track. One really beardy one
has to try stop the traffic to let a JBC cross over every few minutes.
( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

You mean a JCB?

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Irish, innit.

( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

I hear that they're letting that Maggie lass back over into England today.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Shares in Guinness and anger have soared.

( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)