London. It's got lots of things in it.
The people who live there either can't afford to do anything, or choose not to, so only tourists see anything worth seeing.

I love being a Northerner. We have pie and peas and everything.
( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

But surely if you're so far away from London you can't hear Big Ben and therefore do not know what time it is?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

We have a chain of people who all hold hands and squeeze on the hour.
If that fails, we light a fire and take 1hr 40 mins off the time it takes to reach Coventry.
( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I can tell the time by looking at the sky.
*looks up*

It's daytime.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)