They should strike back against radical Islam
by serving alcohol all day and all night.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

Good point
and decadently shagging Nigella Lawson in public whilst on the piss.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

and simultaneously
eating a bacon butty.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Or maybe getting her
to swallow your pork sword.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

TGMTFH
i'd love to drink champagne from her immaculate lady-cup.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

I love teh Nige.
She gives me TFH like few other women in existence*.


*Mrs. Tea included
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)