You're not my mum
.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

You mean to say I come in after a hard day at work and this is the best you can do?
*goes to fridge for a cold beer and waits for it to improve*
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Good luck with that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

when I say hard day, it wasn't really that hard
not many people catch a bus at 12:15am so it's mainly driving on my own most of the night
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

Where do you drive buses?
What town, I mean.

EDIT: MNRGH
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

a popular seaside town
(up norf)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

Not blackpool, is it?
I'd hate to live there.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

i am truly sorry.
i'll come up with something better. you whining, snivelling cunt.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

WOO HOO
Slippery one here.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Jog on
cockface.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Seriously it's fucking shit tonight.
Really shit. Just scroll down a bit. There were some witty plays on "what film should I watch" which included "what film shouldn't I watch" and then, out of the hilarious blue, "what film should I watch."
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

I've bookmarked the shit out of it

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

I am y'know.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

mum? really?
is it you, at long last?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

It is, now clean your fucking room.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Re: Water deposit tanks Quote ref CSQ267
/ac
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

This place has become interminable in the last 2 hours.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

sunday nights
are usually pretty crap, to be fair
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

It's good that you're making absolutely no effort to remedy this.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Don't you mean monday mornings?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

nah.
i'm off in the colonies. still sunday night here
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I've got a bigger winkie

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Oh come on.
Me being called a prick was better than this.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)