Obviously I missed Top Gear tonight
Is Michael Schumacher really the stig?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

No.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

he was just a guest then?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

Yes.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

They had Schumacher come in dressed as The Stig.
Then at the end they kind of made it clear that Schumacher wasn't really The Stig.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

When did "no added sugar" become a synonym for "full of sweetners?"
lol airline food
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

It's unlikely

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

Can't you change the Quiz night to Sunday.
Doesn't mongy do bingo on Saturdays and wouldn't a quiz night be a lot better than "what film should i watch" night? And I can play then, which is secretly all I care about. Actually it's not really a secret anymore.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Oh go on then.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Wow, didn't really expect that to work.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

To be totally honest, the Sunday works better from my point of view.
And with that, bed.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

I don't know
But a few people on Facebook were saying something about it
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

Cracking insight.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

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(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

.-.. --- .-..

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

I highly doubt my children would be deaf

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Pardon?

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

She said
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( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Ah I see
(but can't hear, give me money govt.)
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

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( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

I don't actually care.
.

See that's how little I care.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

didn't you observe my humourous t-shirt? it clearly says that ~I~ am the stig

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

I hope it was
so i can DIE HAPPY
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Brainiac/Ralph who used to come on here
has worked with Hammond and the Stig, he said he knew who it was but wouldn't tell. He intimated that there are several 'Stigs', mostly ex formula 1 drivers.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Sorry
I was being sarcastic. Thanks for the interest though.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

*cries*
*runs away*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

hmm
I liked you when you tried to be helpful, but I lost a whole lot of respect when you did that whole 'asterisks as actions' thing you internet types seem so keen on.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

No.
Have a go at World of Warcraft users.
There's much more to upset, there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

CHEERS
EFF YOU GOBLIN BOY WHERE'S YOUR SWORD NOW EH?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

I feel judged and hurt.
I may have to go and seek internet validation somewhere else.
Oh I am crushed.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

21 days 3 times on the popular board.
THAT'S A ONCE A WEEK HIT RATE BABYBOY

fuck me, I'm ace.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

LOOK AT ME!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

NO
NEVER
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Yeah but you're only 'virtually' popular.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

That'll do.
In reality, I'm a fat spastic.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

if you mention it more you're likely to get on there again

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

It's a risk I'm willing to take.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

+ POPULAR PAGE

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

4 MORE YEARS
4 MORE YEARS
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

The popular page
is an ever-changing catalogue of unremitting shite.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

I don't care, I'm drunk.
I heart my new job.

And tomorrow I am swimming an shoe shopping.
Then Tuesday and Wednesday I am girlfriending and catching up with friends.
Then Thursday I am lunching.

Woop.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)