Were you ever around for Merv Skilton all those years ago?
This all reminded me of him.
His idea to get 200,000,000 hits on his site didn't quite work, despite spamming here and elsewhere.

www.shamozzle.com/Mervs200MillionHitHomepage.html

The twat.
( Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

I missed that.
Looks like it was no great loss.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)