This is my most popular post ever on /talk.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5213281

What's yours?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

I am
and they all say 'fuck off sammi'
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6243411
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

this one
www.b3ta.com/talk/4195865

edit:

also I have the new VNV nation album therefore i am very happy
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

*firm handshake*

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

'tis most excellent
and I have only heard a couple of tracks so far :-)

I take it you have it?
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

I've heard a few tracks and thoroughly enjoyed it

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

you do have a gaz like

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

Thanks, like
I'm acting on it now!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4885262
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5297204

this one may be on equal footing or second place, i don't know www.b3ta.com/talk/6023347
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Quality.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Second one is even better.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

i do try

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5770982
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Marvellous stuff.
Very christmassy.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

It's a shame I'm now on ultimate block.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Sounds like a Streetfighter move.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

There's an E Honda joke I'm not going to use.
As I'm too engrossed with Top Gear.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

Honda hahahaha
did the character have an accord.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

this one
here
www.b3ta.com/talk/6243781
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

I think you know mine.
Have the third best, www.b3ta.com/talk/3739596
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

HAHA, I like that.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

I wish that had been my most popular.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2211130
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

I'm so classy.
www.b3ta.com/talk/4858469
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Oh my

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

Not as classy as my third best:
www.b3ta.com/talk/3410894
( Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Whaddya mean? That's HOT.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

Some girls have no patience.

( Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

Whoops.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Me too :(
www.b3ta.com/talk/6173428

*internet over sharer fives*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

I come from a long line of oversharers.
If I was from a normal family I wouldn't be able to say with confidence that I have slept with more people than my grandma but fewer than my mum.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

Ha ha ha excellent.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

When do you find out your results?
I get them on Wednesday arvo. I'm well nervous.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

1st July.
I'm pretty terrified but I guess there's no need to be, it's not like I can change them if they're awful.

I'm sure you'll have done great.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

Yeah same really. Just dunno how I'll react if it turns out that my best isn't good enough...
anyway, bed time nanight love x and everyone else x
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

Aww, see, mine is lovely:
www.b3ta.com/talk/4883804

The others are my comments on JMG being a rapist and on raping 13 year old girls.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

If you want to be popular. You have a go at JMG.
It's a clickable treat for the overweight.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

haha: http://www.b3ta.com/talk/4066488

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

Good lord.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

i no.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

Lordycake!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

what actually happened with that?

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Basically, my friend/supervisor made us both employment references to prove we were employed to get a new flat
and blah blah blah, turns out he faked the signatures of the MD, they found out, pinned a load of shit on us both and sacked us both for gross misconduct & fraud.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

the faked signature was enough
you could have been arrested for that you know. (if they could have proved you knew)
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I fancy men a bit, after reading that.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

Aww, he is fucking lovely though really.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

He didn't come out when I went to that one bash that time.
I'm never going to another bash ever again so I bet he's smarting mightily now.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

Yeah, the small bash. I cant believe the indian man asked if I live with my mum :(

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

God, that brings back memories!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Same here.
Mainly bad ones, or confused recollections of evenings late last year spent in a state near-delirious drunkenness.

This is why (unlike certain sad wankers) I never search for my own name.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

Hahaha
Mine is ace!
www.b3ta.com/talk/4108590
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

haha

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

yes indeed

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Mine's not dead right.
www.b3ta.com/talk/2870561

I prefer the second one:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6066773
( Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

You would you horrible rapey bully.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Were you ever around for Merv Skilton all those years ago?
This all reminded me of him.
His idea to get 200,000,000 hits on his site didn't quite work, despite spamming here and elsewhere.

www.shamozzle.com/Mervs200MillionHitHomepage.html

The twat.
( Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

I missed that.
Looks like it was no great loss.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

This is a good 'un.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6000261

I shamelessly stole these two jokes from the goaste joke list. But this is the best response to a Syncubus thread, ever.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

Oh man, I liked those scores posts.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

That
is ace.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

I was THERE man.
It's probably really arrogant of me but I've been laughing at some of my own pictures.

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/lullz.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/round5.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/jesusloveseveryone.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

haha

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

It would be a much surer sign of arrogance if they weren't funny.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

They are brilliant though.
*clicks*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

A lot of my most popular posts are retorts to Syncubus.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5268012
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

My best response to a Syncubus thread is this:
www.b3ta.com/talk/5753671
( Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

This was in reference to Captain Hoodbutter's problem passing kidney stones.
b3ta.com/talk/5253358
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

oh err missus

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

*hides*

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

I'm properly aroused.

( Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

I'm like a sexy meat catheter

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

Crikey o'reily.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

I've got an erection all over again.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

meh
www.b3ta.com/talk/3005561
night
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)