If aliens came to earth
I wouldn't expect them to use the internet for at least a year. Why? Because first they'd have to apply for council housing, they'd have to learn our language, figure out how to pay utility bills, etc. They'd be too busy to set up internet connectivity.
( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

aliens stole our bog roll?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

yeah but,
the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one they say
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

BUT STILL THEY COME

( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

of course they do
looking at all that alien porn.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Filthy bastards.

( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)