AB what a sick fuck
imagine if aliens came to earth and that was the first thing they read.. SHOCKING!

so what is the best thing for new aliens to read?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

QOTW.
They'd be scared off by all the rock hard drug taking, filly shagging, autistic uncle fuckers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

good point
*does an amazing back flip and lands on two badgers that drive him to heaven*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

daily mail

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

BNP pamphlets.
then they can fuck off home...
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

AB wants aliens to read his posts
so they can anal probe him.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

one of your dull semi-literate posts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I'd like to change my answer to 'Sammi's posts'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

I'd do Sammi but I'd be thinking of John Merrick

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

JOSEPH
HIS SHITTING NAME WAS JOSEPH.
( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

oh fucking shut up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

he may have meant
this dude
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

they need to as she keeps them up to date.
after all she is their secret agent hidden amongst us.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

If aliens came to earth
I wouldn't expect them to use the internet for at least a year. Why? Because first they'd have to apply for council housing, they'd have to learn our language, figure out how to pay utility bills, etc. They'd be too busy to set up internet connectivity.
( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

aliens stole our bog roll?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

yeah but,
the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one they say
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

BUT STILL THEY COME

( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

of course they do
looking at all that alien porn.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Filthy bastards.

( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I am knackard and starving
I don't like London :( it's a scary place.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

i quite like london
i was there all weekend. it was fun.
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

All me brevin' down me yard' yet nobody crotched !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

yeah, probably!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

it's lovely
next time you're down get in touch.. we'll show you a brighter side
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

i woke up laughing today.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Worrying

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

when are we fucking of to cypress?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

They'd be too preoccupied dancing in our entrails
and making vases out of our skulls to read.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

oh man, that's some sexy imagery right there

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*boogies*
*loops a oesophagus around your neck and draws you closer*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

if only toploader had released 'dancing in the entrails' instead
maybe we wouldn't all hate them as much
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Hahaha!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

morning UToL
may the many blessaings of packham be upon you
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

and may puffins wing there way to you.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)