A hug from you would be like hugging a bin bag at the back of Glaxosmithkline Mouse Testing Wing

Morning all!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

morning dee gizzle

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Word Rhc Pizzle ma jizzay

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

*pops collar*
good weekend?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I made an suit of armour out cider boxes. I had a sore head for most of it.
Doris is being gay and need to fix her. You?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

gay in what way?
mine was ace thanks. i was visiting a friend in that london
crashed a house party (sorta), played in some parks, fun stuff!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Ah gotta Love that London.
She's squealing loads. I think her right brake is fucked from when I had that crash a few months ago. Ah well, payday on Wednesday, finially have some dosh in the first time in age.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

awww MAN
i don't get paid until next tuesday
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

It's been a long month as I got paid early last month, 6 weekend month I think.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

crivens
don't spend ALL of it on new dresses, kay?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

...why not?
:(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

because summer is here
you'll need a floppy hat as well
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

I'll just comb my hair into a cowboy hat.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

i see you already have it all planned out
i don't think i'm needed as a financial advisor after all

*sigh*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Not any more it wouldnt be
they closed the GSK labs and factory in Crawley.
( turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

...but for the sake of the joke...
let's imagine they were still open, ok?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

i dunno man
that's a lot to ask
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

All those beagles out on the street
"can I bum a ciggie mate, just one?"

And the monkeys just wandering about with their brains exposed and wires off their nipples.
( magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

I dont recall GSK making beastiality porn.

( turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Oh, i think there is one in brentford still
I think its just a office though, but there may be testing labs there too.
( turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

There are testing labs in there!!!! 1000% TRUE!
They've got monkeys with their skulls lopped off too!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Are the monkeys all running about on the great west road causing chaos with the traffic?

( turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Those are Motorway workmen. so yes, same thing.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I can vouch for this
I drove past them Yesterday
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

No testing labs in Brentford I'm afraid
There are, however, underground labs at the Stevenage site.

*ex-GSK employee
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)