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IT ARRIVED?!
In other news, a workman is supposed to be fixing my toilet today, the letting agent shall be giving him a spare key. Would I seem like a paranoid wacko if I said I'd rigged all the doors so I can see which rooms he's been in while I'm at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
No.
Do you do it with hair? that's what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
I sellotape myself across the door.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
For kicks though, not to catch out mens.
I'm going home in an hour, vomiting is not fun.

FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
Very fine cotton thread

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
are you a bald?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
No, but my hair is too short to use for this purpose

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
Nah, I would if a workman was coming into my house and no one was about.
In fact, I don't think I'd be cool with that. I'd have to employ a watch-pug.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
watchpugs would make a great spin off comic
dr pughatten, nite pug, pugymandias, etc
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
daw pugymandias.
pugscarch.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
the pugmedian

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
Pug-Manhattan with a massive blue nobbler flapping about behind him

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Nananananananananaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
hahaha, brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

snoffle senses are tingling
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
Everyone is at work that has transport to get to the house

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
I'd ask a happy go lucky gypsy to look after my house for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)