When I was younger there was no such thing as asthma, now every fucker has got it.
In my day we called it 'Fat Lung' and they weren't allowed to do sport and were forced to detangle the skipping ropes.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Nah, asthma was our generation's ADHD.
Everyone who got vaguely out of breath running around like an idiot at playtime was given an inhaler.

Softlads.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

i had genuine asthma
but it didn't stop me from doing PE because i'm a real man

a real man who was shit at sports
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

i was just shit at sports
when we did the cross country runs, even the fat kids were faster than me.
( turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)