I would like to live in Tokyo and get a gaggle of screaming mature school girls calling me Kawaii as I walk around like Hardogay going up to people shouting saysaysaysaysaysaysay at them
DG o des FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

F aD
+N
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

i saw someone who looked like you in clapham on saturday
unless it WAS you
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Clapham?!!? FFFAAACK OFF!
You'd have known if it was me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

this fella had a girl on his arm
instead of a rucksack fulla pugs
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

I would have had a pug on my arm and a racksack full of women

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

whass wrong with clapham anyway?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Saaaaf of the river innit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

i just go there to visit people
i don't know about this norf/sarf divide

frankly, it disgusts me
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

South = Spastics/ North = Normal

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

if all goes according to plan,
i will no doubt be living in london in the not TOO distant future
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

OOoo really?
Make sure you don't live in one of the shit parts.

Job stuff?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

yeah, i've got a man on the inside trying to get me a job as a writer for vidjo games
:D :D :D
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

this is lies
the normal people live in the South, the North was populated with mental patients in 1943 and continues to be rubbish.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

i suspect this is more likely the case

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

shut it you shhhhllaaaaaaaaaagggggg ahhhhh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

*gets a bloaty face*
...you faaaaaaaaaaaackin' wha?

SCH
SCCHHH
SCCCHLAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAAaaaaAAAAGG AAAAH!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

For people who don't know who Hard Gay is
www.hard-gay.org/

video on myspace here which is safe

Japanese Comedy. Might not be safe for work although it's all in Japanese, isn't rude and there's no nudity. People might take it wrong though.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

HARDO GAY

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

As I work for the Japanese-based company
who make the acclaimed "car of justice", I'll give this a miss...
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)