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But imagine Top Gear, with more headlocks and bullying.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
YES!
Who could I be? I'm pretty much the same height as Hammond... my hair is significantly less stupid though.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
Girls can't present Top Gear.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
If you squished Hammond and May together you'd get a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
No, you'd get a three legged race where they go round and round in circles.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
While laughing at all of Clarkson's jokes like a pair of cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
A special step they bring out when you need to get into a 4x4

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)