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Top Gear.
I should remake Top Gear episodes. With Hubare, and RR or Baldmonkey.
A special on driving at you people or something. I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
the ability to cross hands when steering?!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
Big Fat Neil is single again.
Hot news from the North of France.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
On Dave.
Followed by Fifth Gear, with QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
" tonight on QOTW Fifth Gear,
a Honda Accord review"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
Then we see how quickly the Autististig can get abused by his uncle.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
:-( far too quickly
fortunately, it's made him a better person and he has loads of friends now, and a GRREAAAT life
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
I love Top Gear.
Never watched anything much from Fifth Gear.
Each time I've come across it whilst switching channels all I see is that elderly presenter bobbing his shoulders back and forth at the camera.
It's infuriating!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

that sounds more like Whicker's world
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
I think it's some kind of high concept sci fi show.
The presenters of Top Gear from fifteen years ago get sent into the future to make the same program on modern cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
Like those shows with the cops in the eighties, except with car reviewers instead of cops and they go forward in time instead of back and it isn't named after a David Bowie song as far as I'm aware, but you never it know it might be as he has an extensive
back catalogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
Hatches to Hatches

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
Astras to Astras

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
Space Otoyat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Back to The Fiesta
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Should be called: Mop Tear
as in crying over your baldness...or something
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Not much on Top Gear

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Hello you, how's the face?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
Still looks a bit like a dog's
I'm feeling a little better after my horrible Ruskin experience, particularly now that I've looked at the photos of the 'really fit girl' I pulled.

She looks like Christiano Ronaldo.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
Silly Seb, you are not Ronaldo's WAG
Or Ross Kemp's cousin.

Less of the fighting and pulling ugos and you will be fine and dandy.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
Snnrrrrk.
Indoor scarves latest on Fop Gear
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
Wormulus would be James May.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
James Gay

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
Top Gayer

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
Top Queer

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
Top Rear

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
*awards rosettes*

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Speak of the devil!
Alright raspberry bum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
I think the quicker most TV shows get to a JMG is bald joke, the better they'll do with the Dr Who crowd.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
Dr Poo

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
Dr Chew.
I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
Dr YOU JEW!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
Poo Manchu.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
The Inn of The Shit Happiness

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
The Persuit of Nappy Piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
I went there a couple of weeks back JMG.
I took lots of photos. It was a very good day although it was at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
*Firm driving gloved handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
baldmonkey.
There would be terrifying driving, accompanied by jazz on the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
I'd like to see his lap time. As well as the final body count.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
1:09:08
14 cameramen
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

a i


/snirk snirk snirk
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
*wags finger*
OH BIIIIN-KEEEEY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
hurr hurr

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/sully_pug.jpg_w450.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
*claps*
i think that's my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
I think I'll have to pass on this particular televisual venture
I'm not keen on top gear.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
But imagine Top Gear, with more headlocks and bullying.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
YES!
Who could I be? I'm pretty much the same height as Hammond... my hair is significantly less stupid though.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
Girls can't present Top Gear.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
If you squished Hammond and May together you'd get a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
No, you'd get a three legged race where they go round and round in circles.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
While laughing at all of Clarkson's jokes like a pair of cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
A special step they bring out when you need to get into a 4x4

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
Last nights episode was good
I want to drive a steam train.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
And so you shall!
*Waves wand of locomotive related dream fulfillment*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
I WOULD LIKE TO DRIVE A CAT

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
I can CATegorically state that you won't.
Only kitten (kidding).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
do you always have TABBY so rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Can't take a joke?
You big PUSSY.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I have a FELINE that's not a pun

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
I didn't remember that CLAWS in the contract.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
who do you all make these rubbish puns fur?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
Well, that's a very long tail.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
This thread is Chat

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
Top Bear

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
Top Deer

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
Top Cat in a Top Hat on a Top Mat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Top Spot Goes To The Topless Beach

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
Who would you have as The Stig?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)