This is intrinsically impossible.
Because you're shit.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

no
Geese are shit. YOU'RE JUST A RUBBISH DUCK.
(An amusing and topical username, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Geese are cunts

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

yeah!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Swans are shittest.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)