Goats are better than you.
Fact.
(An amusing and topical username, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

How?
We need FACTS.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Pugs are better than goats x12

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Pugs live on snuffle dust,
Goats live on grass and eating bedsheets.

Pugs can smoke pipes and talk many languages,
Goats can only smoke rollups and can only say BLLEE.

A Pug's penis the length of 3 Mallards,
a goat's dinkle is the size of a Smarties tube.

Pugs have got a self propulsion system and actually hover and parp if they need to move forward,
Goats can't even move, they're made from wood.

It's also impossible to give a pug a papercut.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

OH HAI
files.meetup.com/126457/Merry%20Pug%20Christmas.JPG
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

eeee :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE
www.beverlyhillsbreeders.com/images/pug-puppy.jpg
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Why do they have cancer where their eyes should be?
and abortions where the rest of them should be?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

Coz you never did your homework as a child and your parents were very disappointed.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

PUG RAPE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v1EMf1V8_8
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

RESIGNATION
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K-Wu2oKhK8&feature=related
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

you know those joke foam icecreams that pop off the cone when you press the button
that's what pug eyes do if you drop a yellow pages on the back half
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

It's ok, they're attached with elastic.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I heard if you put two pugs next to each other
they start spinning and orbiting each other.
More pugs can be included in the equation and they all spin and hover and orbit to form a giant three dimension spirograph of pugs.
It is thought that one day, this power can be harnessed as a renewable energy source, but one pug keeps wandering off and breaking the chain.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Silly billies :)
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/pugvgoat.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

pugs look ugly
should i say this is opinion or fact?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

No. It's only an opinion.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

oh
i was hoping to be groundbreaking and revolutionary
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

cr3 is The Stig.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

WE NEED HARD SCIENCE

( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

.
Do you have horns on your fucking head? Goats do, because they are badass.
(An amusing and topical username, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Donkey Gums doesn't need horns.
He's that "badass"
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

*dual fives*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

He does have horns.
They're just so long they've gone back round and are now entering his head instead of exiting them.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I think I've won this fight Edd.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

I suspect they are better at eating flip-flops.

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

goats are fucking ace.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

(y)
I like you. You'll go far in life.
(An amusing and topical username, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Pretty much any respiring organism is better than you
plus a large number of rocks
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

He's more sedimenary than most rocks

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

^I didn't think that through

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

you are so igneous

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

I hope that after midnight they never open this place again.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Where will you go to describe everything ever as 'shit' then?
Eh? EH?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

I don't describe everything as shit.
I describe shit things as shit. I don't often mention good things that are good, usually because a lot of people don't talk about good music etc, and partly because that's not my schtick.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I count three Is and a my in there - all shit.
Did you go to Silverstone yesterday? Did you stay awake?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

i
like that silverstone (village) has a "please drive carefully" sign.

always makes me grin.
( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

I couldn't go this year because I wasn't sure if I'd still have uni work to do or not,
as my term didn't end until Friday.

If I was where I was last year, it would have been the most boring few hours of my life. Wasn't the greatest race was it? The highlight was Sutil's crash in quali.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

I think I already told you this, but one year I was there on a baking hot day and after about twenty odd minutes half the stand had gone back to the bar
and I probably should have joined them, because I fell asleep.

That said, I was there the year Barrichello won it and that was a stunner.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Last year on the penultimate corner was awesome.
It's where everyone was spinning because of all the paint (like the pit entry etc)

Atmosphere was awesome too, absolutely pissing it down with rain, drinking and larking about with all the spaniards who had come to see alonso
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Inside (or oustide, depending on how you look at it) of Abbey is my favourite.
If you're ever there on a Friday when there's no racing action but there are drivers trying to figure out just how fast they can drive go over to the Maggot/Becketts/Chapel complex. It's impressive the speed they can go through those bends.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Think of the amount of blogs that would be created if it did close.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Not many.
Posting here requires less effort than making your own blog. Plus there's the community aspect.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

care
in the community ?
( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

They have scary eyes.
But ultimately YES (edit: my link didn't work. Oh well) I agree, goats are better than you.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

The drummer of CTC bought me a pint,
I drank it, it was nice.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

.
A goat could eat your soul. Then drink 34 pints. OF HUMAN BLOOD.
(An amusing and topical username, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

This is intrinsically impossible.
Because you're shit.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

no
Geese are shit. YOU'RE JUST A RUBBISH DUCK.
(An amusing and topical username, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Geese are cunts

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

yeah!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Swans are shittest.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

The average BNP member
is less intelligent than a goat. Fact.
( Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Goats are tasty.
I have cooked goat curry, it was nice.
( BindiBaji, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

you murderer
.
(An amusing and topical username, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

I didn't kill it.
I gave it a lovely curry seeing off.
( BindiBaji, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)