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If you were going on Britain's Got Talent, what would your act be?

Alternatively, ARRROWEAREDGUIH?
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

SSG's oncologist

( dotmund .co.uk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

My act would probably be one of my stand up songs
Most likely the cockney one.
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

running the fuck away as fast as possible

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

A fat singer who wants to be the next Alison Moyet, but is more like the next Michelle McManus.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

I'd do standup,
it would be on a par with Pistons
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

I'd do some grim farts while wanking at internet porn
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(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

flaming bear juggler

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

the bears are flaming and you juggle them
or you are juggling bears whils tbeing on fire
or are you a bear that juggles fire?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)