That's a bit shit
I mean, anyone worth their salt around here would have said "Fuck off then, you emo tart" or some such. This is very disappointing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

it was almost indubitably on /off-topic
that mollycoddled pool of floaters, liars and retards
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

I bet the fucker was sat there waiting for the rozzers,
As soon as he saw them he slipped the rope around his neck and stuck his tongue out.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

Keep going ... I'm nearly there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

I'm too good
Two pumps and a squirt. I'm on a hair trigger these days.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

They still mocked him,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

But then they'd receive a flood of hysterical abuse and death-threats from the OK! Magazine crowd.
Swings and roundabouts.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

You might be right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)