Duct tape + glue gun
= hundreds of bodgy fixes in my house.
( chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

+ many, many hours of sexy fun.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

glue guns,
also for teh gheys
( chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)