It's not even funny.
I'm getting texts saying 'are you ok? should I call the police? you haven't posted on facebook for a while...'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I had a girl telling people I kissed her when they were at the same events and know nothing happened,
and she then went on to look for photos of nights I'd been out to and tagged all the photos of me, it was fucking creepy.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

I APOLOGISED FOR THAT

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

WAARRGH!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

I CAN SEE YOU UToL
Nice beak
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

*pulls trousers up*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Jeesus :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

i'm going to go through your pics and tag someone as chris packham in each one

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

or at least i would
if we were friends
*sob*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Like I'd add any of you lot, cuh!
please add me, I'm so lonely...
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

You stole my purse, you deserved it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

oh dear
that's ridiculous
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)