With talk of the transponders beig shut off for Setanta in an hour, this leaves ajar the door for JMGTV's launch.
What should our first show be?
Come on thinktank.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

This Mourning
Or something
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

Fat People Being Punched In The Face Hour
with half-hourly newsflashes from roving reporter baldmonkey
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

ABANDON THREAD!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I can't win, G.
:(((((((((((((((((
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

Cooking With JMG Call-in Wobbleathon
You just throw out all the cream buns of the world into a bin and you talk to fat people via the studio phone wobbling their jowls and crying hysterically
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I'll have most of the set workers in headlocks by the third ad-break.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Topless chicks playing football

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

A sickrik webchat?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)