I love Will Self.
I like to loiter all over. In a sunny spot with a book, preferably.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

the sun is bad for you
it's full of cancer
and it gives me tan lines
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)