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I have decided to become a modern day flâneur
like Will Self, just without the self harm and the skag

where's a good place to loiter?
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
You should become a modern day flannel by covering yourself in muslin
and sitting in a sink.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
this idea has merit
I have a lot of muslin that's just laying about doing sweet fuck all
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Yeah
Islamist bastards
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Well the other guys loiter outside your Mum's house
waiting for their turn.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
i have a flannel and I like Will Self
Great Apes is the funniest book I have ever read
and I have read 17 books
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
16 of which began with 'Mr.'

(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
the colours are the best bit

(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Ahh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flâneur

Will Self is a writer.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I've read none of them
but the Book of Dave looks good
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
YOU FUCKING HALF-BLACK
YOU SICKEN ME!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

enLE CELL ME
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
god, the glass is always half empty with you

(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

offf to piss
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
I love Will Self.
I like to loiter all over. In a sunny spot with a book, preferably.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
the sun is bad for you
it's full of cancer
and it gives me tan lines
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
On the sidewalk outside of convinience stores.

(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
he's not Jay or Silent Bob.

(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
save me googling, does that mean the same as smarmy cunt?

(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
it means free range smarmy cunt
you get to wander around looking at stuff and things
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
DON'T REPLY TO ME, I DON'T MIND!
AND we're both mixed-race you FUCKING CUNT!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
I writ you a FUCKING STORY about ROBOTS and something ELSE
how did you know I'm only half wog?
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
YOUR ROBOTS ARE FUCKING SHIT!
I HATE THEM
OH CHRIST, I HATE THEM
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
school gates

(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Has TY&GN fucked off yet.
Is it safe to return without the threat mind-numbing tedium?
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)