Yeah I mean,
THIS is a request for help.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

*applause*

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

is his inside leg about 22" or something
no offence if he really is disabled
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

29" I believe

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

how the fuck would you guess at that?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Well
28" trousers are too short, and 30" are too long.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

what? is that you then?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Yes.

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

i see, then your more informed on your inside leg than just guessing
worst quiz ever
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

So you're 58" tall?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

it's like someone bleached Morpheus then fed him pies for a month

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

you know about this sort of thing, how can i get my brothers driving school to be no 1 on google for this area?
i did it here once by linking on the fp i got?
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

search engine optimisation
I'll GAZ you some shit if you want but it's techie crapola and you'd probably find it a bit dull

or he can give me the FTP details and a list of keywords and £50 and I'll fix it for him
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

cheers, not sure he'll pay
i'll just spam it around abit
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I was wondering how he reached up to get his ticket in the barrier.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

You don't need a ticket in the Matrix.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

KEANU REEVES HAS AN OYSTER CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Sunglasses indoors?
:(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

It's not indoors
it's a subway that has quite a lot of natural light flooding in.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

He took the blue pill.
Just like Mykey :(
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/theone.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Is that a deleted scene?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)