Quick request for help.
What was all the fuss about last night then? Is there anything different on here today?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

That's hardly a request for help

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Yeah I mean,
THIS is a request for help.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

*applause*

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

is his inside leg about 22" or something
no offence if he really is disabled
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

29" I believe

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

how the fuck would you guess at that?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Well
28" trousers are too short, and 30" are too long.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

what? is that you then?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Yes.

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

i see, then your more informed on your inside leg than just guessing
worst quiz ever
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

So you're 58" tall?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

it's like someone bleached Morpheus then fed him pies for a month

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

you know about this sort of thing, how can i get my brothers driving school to be no 1 on google for this area?
i did it here once by linking on the fp i got?
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

search engine optimisation
I'll GAZ you some shit if you want but it's techie crapola and you'd probably find it a bit dull

or he can give me the FTP details and a list of keywords and £50 and I'll fix it for him
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

cheers, not sure he'll pay
i'll just spam it around abit
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I was wondering how he reached up to get his ticket in the barrier.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

You don't need a ticket in the Matrix.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

KEANU REEVES HAS AN OYSTER CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Sunglasses indoors?
:(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

It's not indoors
it's a subway that has quite a lot of natural light flooding in.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

He took the blue pill.
Just like Mykey :(
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/theone.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Is that a deleted scene?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

I think they added something to make it less funny.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

You tart.
Anyhow, bedtime for me. Good night folks.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

lol TY&GN

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

it was about your cheesy helmet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

With a bit of luck they've installed a drunken broadsword filter

( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

where's the fun in that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I think it was just taken down for repairs and maintenance.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

If it was me I'd have done that without any warning for added drama.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

cr3/god loves the drama, big kid and all that

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

i hope there is a new naughty step page
*hopes*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

no doubt i will soon find out with abit of off colour banter

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

dude get banned to find out
go on /board and say "this is shit"
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Whoa, let's not go crazy here.
That's some serious shit you're asking of him.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

how will he ever recover?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I've already gazzed the mods.
I don't want to see that sort of behaviour on a popular picture forum.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Yeah, they took the site down for several hours so they could find a new picture of a cat.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

sounds about right :D
maybe a new level of naughty step...
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Funky text
{Look}
(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

HOT SHIT

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

what?

( MrA, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

firefox lets me edit the subject line after i´ve posted now

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

*head in hands*

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)