If you want to employ
me to kick you in the stomach after it's born 'd gladly do it...

*laces up DMs*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

but you would have to be
inside me...
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

I think
he'd like to be inside anybody.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

*bums*


/predictable
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

The deal is getting better and better...
You'd best get stretching so I can get up there...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

hehehe

i cant bearly move hun, let alone stretch.

what will my husband say though, he hasn't been inside me since March...must be cobwebs by now
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

Well that's OK
when you give birth I'm sure you'll rip your kipper anyway so that should help things.

Poor bloke - must have an arm like popeye at them moment.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

yeah bless him
I've had to adjust all his t shirts to allow for the rippling muscle

his mum doesnt know if she should be proud or not

edit/ what an awful sentence

"I'm sure you'll rip your kipper anyway"
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)