Mongy, I'm not a gay man, I do hope you don't mind.
But I would be honnored if you would join me at the bash, an an entirely non proffesional capacity. The Hood-Butters have a lovely pond, I think they have an XLS5000 filtration system and at least 8 goldfish. You would like it, it'll be like a long trip to Cruise Hill. Also, dare I say it, you might meet a fella (and/or) lady of your dreams. I hear it's quite the social hotspot for finding potential mates.

You and your bivy, i'm sure, would be more than welcome, but I want to tell you straight up front, that I'm not inviting you for your bivy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

it is my bivvy i fear for, i don't mind me getting duffed up off line, but my bivvy is too precious to risk

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)