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Why is the internet so out of date?
Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
Mine isn't.
Nope. Look the date is right.
  
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
i can't attend your bash as everyone knows everyone and will duff me up and that
www.b3ta.com/board/9540330
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
It's just forum banter.
The bash is like forum banter but with booze, but not quite so aggressive otherwise there would be more bloodshed.
Oh wait, that didn't work....
Give me a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
How can a man with eyebrows as smiley as yours be disliked Mongy?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
he seems to have a problem with me, and he has real friends
danger awaits
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
but he's not gon' be there, is he?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Mongy, I'm not a gay man, I do hope you don't mind.
But I would be honnored if you would join me at the bash, an an entirely non proffesional capacity. The Hood-Butters have a lovely pond, I think they have an XLS5000 filtration system and at least 8 goldfish. You would like it, it'll be like a long trip to Cruise Hill. Also, dare I say it, you might meet a fella (and/or) lady of your dreams. I hear it's quite the social hotspot for finding potential mates.

You and your bivy, i'm sure, would be more than welcome, but I want to tell you straight up front, that I'm not inviting you for your bivy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
it is my bivvy i fear for, i don't mind me getting duffed up off line, but my bivvy is too precious to risk

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
You're always welcome at CATG

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
I exorcised a demon yesterday.
I completed Sonic 2 for the first time!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
Sonic 2 I have managed...
But no Mario (platform) game has ever been defeated by me.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
I completed Super Mario Galaxy fairly recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
Unfortunately my love affair with platformers died out with the 64-bit generation

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
It's true that the best platformers are pre-64.
Doesn't mean there aren't still some good ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
i think it's just there were more platformers back then
because they weren't able to make as many different styles of game
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
I'm not saying the contemporary ones are bad
I mean Sunshine and Galaxy are supposed to be amazing games...

It's just I've never gotten back into them - they seem a bit pointless to me. All I play now is football games and shooters.

/nerd
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
UR MR GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
I acknowledge and recognise this reference

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
I don't believe it's a coincidence with the stars, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
It wouldn't be the first time Nintendo have tried to confuse the sexual preferences of the Western world.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
I recently beat Micronaut One on the Spectrum.
That's a great game.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
i think it probably was
i would never have noticed if no-one had pointed it out to me
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
wussbag
super mario bros 1 & 3 were pretty difficult late in tha game but 2 was a piece of piss and super mario world was easy enough

also, 64 was completable
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
I thought 2 was hard,
I could never do that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
the sub-con one?
fair enough. the flying face things were an annoyance and the final boss put up a bit of a struggle, i guess
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
Yes, that one.
I couldn't get past those faces
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
do they haunt you still?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Yes :(
I had another go on an emulator, still stumped me.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
In what way?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
In the 'alt'/'goth' pub listings kind of way.
It looks like the goffs on the internet all gave up in 2004 and haven't come back since. I just want a pub, in Suffolk, with decent music. Why is this so hard to find? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
They don't want you there

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
I can't blame them.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
It's a commonly known factoid
That all the truly useful internet websites are only updated once every 4 years
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
What about Google?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
To get to the other side
No wait, 18... Oh I don't know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
i love your style of posting, i love the way you never put the reason for the post straight out there, but lead others to enquire wtfyaboa, brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
but most of all I love how you love me!
Phillip Spector performed by The Paris Sisters
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
why are your threads always a lead in for us to ask "why"?
argh.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
it's a brilliant, subtle, posting style that i wish all would follow, would you like to know why?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
because you insist upon yourself

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
that's not why...

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
TELL ME TELL ME
whats wrooooong?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
Because I'm officially rubbish.
Unofficially officially.

Would you rather I blog? Blog blog blog blog blog...
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
theres sites for that shit love.
this is not one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
Blog blog.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)