Hahaha.
Bumbling wrinkly toad. Quality.

I liked it when i heard Sonya off Eastenders being described as having a slug head.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

'She looks like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle'
Is still my fave
(about Michelle Bass from last years Big Brother)
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)

A (very) similar one:
Colleen McLoughlin looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Much stingsting
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)