why oh why
are richard and judy so popular?
he's such an arse, and she's like a bumbling wrinkly toad
grr, i don't know why they wind me up so much, but they do. ok, breathe
( bookerina, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:47, archived)

And the abc1 schedule is fucked up
Old Scrubs should be on, but it isn't
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

Hahaha.
Bumbling wrinkly toad. Quality.

I liked it when i heard Sonya off Eastenders being described as having a slug head.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

'She looks like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle'
Is still my fave
(about Michelle Bass from last years Big Brother)
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)

A (very) similar one:
Colleen McLoughlin looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Much stingsting
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

everyone is waiting for the day Judy snaps, punches out Richard and takes a shit on the coffee table,
still a few minutes to go
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

how has richard not been caught shagging around yet?
he must do. he's actually quite handsome and she looks like a pre-surgery jabba the hut.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)

yes he's known in some circles as
Dick Madly
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

you fancy him then ?
You want his big hairy man cock pounding your willing love peach endlessly ?

You want him to push your legs back over your shoulders so he can get in deeper ?

Dirty cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

You write Richard and Judy fan-fic porn
AICMFP
FTYJQERBWETUIOIEWQEBH
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)