I made it to 50 second in.
Can anyone beat 50 seconds?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6249614
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

JESUS

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Right I'm going back in.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

OK made it to OAP 'joke'
I'm spent.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I didn't get beyond 10 seconds into the driving test bit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I did the whole thing.
I can now advise against this.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

to be honest, I just cheated by jumping to the end, he ends with a joke about rape in Wakefield
( vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

at 5 o'clock
i'm going for it
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

You'll be sorry.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

i bet it's no worse than the jokes that make it into bbc1 sitcoms

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

I'm going to the pub now.
That linky probably warrants a special slot in your 'flouces and fails' section though.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I think I can make an exception for almost 8 continuous minutes of failure.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I'm going to attempt to watch it all.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Me too,
my minge actually wants to run away from the sound of his voice.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'm a minute in. I want to kill myself.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I watched it all:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

:(
I hope to buggery I never meet him. I might die of boredom.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Pretty sure I just heard the sound of someone jumping out of a window.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

WELSH BUM SHEEP LOL

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I don't think I've ever actually watched someone die before now.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

It's over. It's all over.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Hold me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Pfft

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

OH HAI

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Ello darlin

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

How's tricks?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Hot & drunk
how's you?
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Bored and sober.
Alright. Moving home in a few weeks.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Where have you been, first?

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Northampton.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

EWWWW. NO.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

I thought you loved this shithole.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I bet that ends up on the popular page

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

I love the people.
If I was on my own there, I'd likely grow to hate it.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

He's even fucking worse.
Apparently he tried to chat me up, as he told Noit. I thought he was just emptying his dull fucking brain on me.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Hahaha.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

All he did was tell me he lived in Ireland, and that he was a Pratchett fan too.
I told him to fuck off about three times. Then, the next HB bash, he told Noit he had been trying to chat me up that night :s No wonder he's fucking single, apart from anything else.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Pfffft.
What a bloody loser.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DRUGS? I'M SO WASTED!
*SNE*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I skipped along after it had all buffered.
I didn't hear any laughing at all.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

There was a woman making loud drunk laughing noises.
Probably his mum. She lives with HIM, you know.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I skipped to 30 seconds in, listened to about 55 seconds
and actually gave a little sigh.
( Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)